Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Urination

Stan: He abused me! He did drugs, he had sex, he paid a woman to pee on my body. He beat up a cop, and then somehow he paid off the cop, and then he peed on me too! Hayley: Wait, who peed on you? Stan: Everyone!—American Dad! "Da Flippity Flop" 5/12/2013

Carter: Peter, what are you doing here? You're not a member! And that means me and the other jocks get to throw you in the pool! Hey Banks, Duffy, get over here! This guy's going for a swim, grab him! Alright, you're kind of heavy so we're gonna pee on you. Not happening. All right, we'll just spit on you. Nothing we have works.—Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men" 5/19/2013

Donna: I don't have to do anything but rain Hater-Ade on all you fools. Woosh! That's Hater-Ade!—The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!" 5/19/2013

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